For all those who follow TMZ—the source for everything you could ever possible want to know or not want to know about Justin Timberlake—filed a recent story about quarterback great Brett Favre’s performance in the Key West Sprint Triathlon, declaring that Deanna Favre “absolutely CRUSHED Favre in a Florida triathlon … beating him by nearly TEN MINUTES.”

According to the story title, Favre also got “SMOKED.”

Although a quick web search (and we mean quick) failed to confirm TMZ’s reporting (the race results are not immediately apparent on the Key West Tri website), Deanna F. posted 1:26:35, according to TMZ and Brett clocked a 1:35:12.

At any rate, it sounds like a pretty nice place to sneak in a final race for the year:

Key West Triathlon’s Sprint Distance course features an Atlantic Ocean 0.75km swim from Higgs Beach, a 20km bike along South Roosevelt/US 1 beachside, and a 5km out and back run along Smather’s Beach.  The swim exit features a beach exit with a short run to transition. The bike course is a double loop along South Roosevelt/Smather’s Beach and run course is an out and back with a short beach finish.

TMZ finished the story with the following observation about tights that seems like a non-sequitur, but here it is anyway: “Deanna is an experienced triathlete and Favre is a noob but still … it’s easy to see who wears the tights in this family.”